The Nut Chopper

Comments to a legitimate Williams-Sonoma product shouldn't provide this much unintentional comedy. Some highlights:

" I would recommend this nut chopper to anyone and everyone who has the need for one. It saves so much time and energy. It chops up the nuts to the perfect size." - MSkater, Colorado

"I was pleasingly surprised when I got the nut chopper and saw the high quality. Using it has been a real pleasure" - bingo1, Etna, California

"When I saw this on the web site, there was no question that I was going to have it! Even chopping with a knife can be a pain when you have nut meat projectiles bouncing off your kitchen walls." - Hollywood Boy, Los Angeles, California

"i was a little skeptical about this product, but all fears were put aside once it was put to use. It is so easy and smooth...there really is a difference in the size of the nut, which you chose quickly and can change at any time." - dcain, snellville, ga